10 July 2005

Mr Wang's Fan Club Writes to Him

Today Mr Wang received an email from a female fan of Commentary Singapore. She said that she enjoys visiting my blog and that she reads all my posts. However, she also pointed out that Mr Wang has the habit of describing himself with adjectives such as "brilliant", "ever-wise" and "creative". She asked if I could try to sound a little more modest.

Bah. It may be true that she reads all my posts, but she certainly hasn't been clicking on all my links. If she had clicked on the link provided on this post, the very first paragraph she would have read about my INTJ personality type would be this:

"To outsiders, INTJs may appear to project an aura of "definiteness", of self-confidence. This self-confidence, sometimes mistaken for simple arrogance by the less decisive, is actually of a very specific rather than a general nature; its source lies in the specialized knowledge systems that most INTJs start building at an early age. When it comes to their own areas of expertise -- and INTJs can have several -- they will be able to tell you almost immediately whether or not they can help you, and if so, how. INTJs know what they know, and perhaps still more importantly, they know what they don't know."
The very last part of that paragraph - ("... perhaps still more importantly, they know what they don't know") - is noteworthy for another reason. The ever-brilliant Mr Wang (there he goes again) knows that his readers always take note of what he writes. However, Mr Wang has only just learned that his readers even take note of what he does not write. Specifically, the blogger known as the Singapore Contrarian has been wondering why Mr Wang has been silent about the notorious naked nipple belonging to the Sarong Party Girl.

The reason is simple. Mr Wang does not write about what he does not know. And Mr Wang simply does not know why a naked nipple should cause such a huge hoo-ha. There are millions of porn sites out there where nipples, and other body parts, can be viewed. The fact that the SPG's naked nipple appeared on a blog, rather than on a porn site - well, isn't that a rather technical difference? They are all nipples, after all.

The Sarong Party Mouse - putting her nipples to really good use.

2 comments:

Anthony said...

INTJ too?

Hmm...there might be a pattern here.

Mr Wang Says So said...

You CAN'T be an INTJ. You sound too pleasant. There is no indication of the Dark Side in you.

You might be an INTP or an ENTJ.